Two Girls Went On The Australian Bachelor And Fell In Love..........With Each Other

EW- Just because you don’t win The Bachelor doesn’t mean you can’t find love on the popular show. Ask Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon, who met at a cocktail party on the Australian edition of the reality dating franchise. Both women were among the 25 contestants who dated Richie Strahan, but they wound up with each other — a story Marx recently detailed on Instagram Sunday. “I met Tiffany in a very strange situation,” Marx began in a post to celebrate Scanlon’s 30th birthday. “Well… we were kind of dating the same guy. And it was filmed and put on TV.” She went on to describe “this instant calibration between souls,” noting that as “friendship ripened into something bolder, trust in a very strange situation was formed.” Now, wrote Marx, “every adventure we have rivals the other — and continues to make plans for itself.”

First things first. I didn’t know there was an Australian version of The Bachelor. So when I saw this story I was PUMPED to see which girls from the American show said “fuck it” and decided to fall in love with each other instead of the guy on the show. Well turns out there is, in fact, an Australian version of the show and I have no idea who these broads are so that’s a little unfortunate. Second, good for them. Guys are dicks. Guys are douche bags. Guys are the fucking worst. I know cause I’m one of them. It’s a goddamn miracle every female on the planet hasn’t turned their back on men and decided to pair up with another female. It would make their lives so much simpler. Well that’s what Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon have decided to do and I say good on ya. It’s also awesome because they are SMOKES. You know how we all grew up watching lesbian porn between two smoking hot women? Then we got into the real world with real lesbians and……well they didn’t exactly look like what we were expecting thanks to our Napster/Limewire downloads? Well Megan and Tiffany are super hot so that makes it even more awesome. Have fun you crazy kids!

PS- How much of a piece of shit does The Bachelor guy feel like right now? He can track the very moment two girls decided to be done with dick and it’s cause of him.